L3T'S H4V3 4 BLUSH1NG CONT3ST K4RKL3S

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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲:  H3Y
▼:  OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
▼:  WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW TEREZI?
▲:  OH H3Y K4RKL3S
▲:  1 W4NT TO T4LK TO YOU >
▲:  WH4T 3LS3 DO YOU TH1NK 1 W4NT
▼:  WELL TALK.
▲:  1'LL B3 PR3TTY STR41GHT TO TH3 PO1NT
▼:  I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. DO YOU THINK I WOULD KNOW??
▲:  WHO DO YOU H4V3 R3D F33L1NGS FOR >:]
▼:  WHAT? RED FEELINGS?
▲:  1'M 4SK1NG
▲:  WHO IS YOUR FLUSH CRUSH
▼:  NO ONE... WHY?
▲:  YOU MUST H4V3 ON3
▲:  W1TH 4LL YOUR OBS3SS1ON 4BOUT ROMCOMS
▼:  THE PLOTLINE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
▲:  TH3N WHO 1S YOUR FLUSH CRUSH K4RKL3S
▼:  NO ONE!!
▲:  YOU R34LLY SUCK K4RKL3S -_-
▲:  1 KNOW YOU H4V3 ON3 K4RK4T >:]
▼:  THANKS. ITS WHAT I DO BEST.
▲:  1 KNOW YOU DO H4V3 ON3 >:]
▼:  FINE, IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME, TELL ME WHO THIS 'SO CALLED FLUSH CRUSH' OF MINE IS!
▲:  1 JUST S41D 1 KNOW YOU H4V3 ON3
▲:  1 D1DN'T S4Y 1 KN3W WHO >:[
▲:  TH3N 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO BUG YOU 4BOUT TH1S >:[ STUP1D
▼:   WELL, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU?
▼:   IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU HASLING ME SO MUCH ABOUT IT!?
▲:   1 W4NT TO KNOW K4RKL3S >:]
▲:   4ND TH3 F4CT 1'LL L1CK YOU R3P34T3DLY 1F ST1LL R3FUS3 TO 4NSW3R
▼:  WHY?
▲:  1 JUST R34LLY W4NT TO KNOW >:]
▲:  1F YOU T3LL YOURS 1'LL T3LL M1N3
▼:  FUCK. DON'T LICK ME ALRIGHT?
▼:  IT'S...............................................
▼:  NO ONE.
▲:  K4RK4T
▲:  *licks karkles on cheek* TH4T DOESN'T COUNT
▼:  TEREZI.
▲:  WH4T >:]
▼:  *Karkat wiped his cheek with his sleeve* IT TOTALLY DOES.
▲:  1T DO3S NOT
▲:  *licks it again*
▼:  YOU'RE STUPID FOR ASKING ALL THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS.
▲:  STUP1D HOW >
▼:  BECAUSE! NOW STOP LICKING ME!
▲:  B3C4US3 WH4T *raises eyebrow with amusement*
▲:  1 R3FUS3 TO T4K3 ORD3RS FROM YOU > *licks again*
▼:  J-JUST… BECAUSE.
▼:  IF I SAY MY FLUSH CRUSH IS YOU, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP LICKING ME!?
▲:  Y3S~
▲:  4ND 1'LL S4Y M1N3 TO >:]
▼:  IS IT STRIDER?
▼:  OBVIOUSLY IT'S HIM.
▲:  NOP3
▲:  S4Y YOURS
▲:  YOUR OBV1OUSLY 4R3 DODG1NG MY QU3ST1ON K4RKL3S *licks his face*
▼:  I SWEAR TO GOG TEREZI, IF ITS NOT THAT FUCKING OBVIOUS, YOU'D HAVE TO BE SMELL AND TASTE IMPARED TOO.
▲:  STOP DODG1NG K4RKL3S *licks again* >
▼:  TEREZI PLEASE!! STOP IT! ALRIGHT!?
▲:  TH3N WHO *crosses her arms then she partners it with her trademark grin*
▼:  I'VE SAID IT TWICE, FUCKASS! ITS YOU!
▲:  H3H3H3 1 KN3W 1T FROM TH3 ST4RT *gives a big smile*
▼:  SO HURRY UP AND TELL ME YOUR FLUSH CRUSH SO I CAN DIE OF EMBARRESSMENT.
▲:   YUP YUP
▲:  *hugs karkat*
▲:  DON3 >:]
▼:  *Karkat struggled out of her grip* F-FUCKASS! DON'T HUG ME!
▼:  AND TELL ME WHO YOU'RE FLUSHED FOR!
▲:  1 TOLD YOU DON3 *looks at karkat,eyes half closed and is still hugging him*
▼:  I DON-- OHHH.... *Karkat blushed with embarrassment at his own obliviousness, hugging the teal troll back*
▲:  *snickers a bit* GOOD YOU F1N4LLY GOT 1T *puts a gentle smile on*
▼:  SO... WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THIS?
▲:  WHY DO YOU 4SK M3
▲:  YOU'R3 TH3 3XP3RT H3R3
▼:  ME? EXPERT!? THIS IS MY FIRST FUCKING HUG! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
▲:  YOU'R3 4N 3XP3RT C4US3 YOU W4TCH ROMCOMS
▲:  1 4M NO 3XP3RT 1N TH3 QU4DR4NTS K4RKL3S*sneakily tickles karkat*
▼:  WELL USUALLY THEY... I DUNNO... REALIZE THEIR FEELING FOR EACHOTHER, FOLLOWED BY SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESSIONS, AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE FUCKING END.
▲:  *blushes*SLOPPY
▲:  M4K3OUTS >
▼:  KISSES I THINK HUMANS CALL IT
▲:  1 KNOW WH4T TH4T 1S K4RK4T
▼:  S-SHUT UP. *Karkat blush darkened*
▲:  1 M34NT TH3 F4CT TH4T W3'R3 GONN4 COMM3NC3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS L4T3R
*Time passes by in silence
▲:  K4RK4T
▲:  H4V3'NT YOU NOT1C3D YOUR ST1LL HUGG1NG M3 *smirks*
▼:  *Karkat awkwardly pulls away* FUCK! WELL I'M SORRY, ALRIGHT!?
▲:  H3H3H3 W3LL YOU S33M TO L1K3 HUGG1NG 4S MUCH 4S 1 DO
▼:  I-I... DON'T LIKE HUGGING YOU.
▲:  TH3N WHY TH3 STUTT3R >:]
▼:  FUCKING HELL TEREZI, I THINK ALL MY BLOOD HAS JUST GONE TO MY CHEEKS, IF YOU CAN'T SMELL IT.
▲:  1 C4N
▲:  1T'S C4NDY R3D R1GHT *chuckles a bit*
▼:  F-FUCK YOU.
▲:  H3H3H3 YOUR SO CUT3 K4RKL3S >:]
▼:  NO I'M NOT!!
▲:  Y3S YOU 4R3
▲:  V3RY CUT3 1N F4CT
▲:  YOUR GODT13R T1TL3 SHOULD B3 TH3 KN1GHT OF CUT3
▲:  H3H3H3
▼:  SO WHAT WOULD YOU BE, THE SEER OF FUCKING ANNOYENCE?'
▲:  M4YB3 >:]
▼:  SO I GUESS YOU CAN L-LICK MY FACE IF YOU WANT. SINCE YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH RED AND ALL.
▲:  Y3S~
▲:  *licks karkat face*
▲:  ((content.Terezi is content.))
▼:  *Karkat scruched up his face, really hating to be licked, but it made Terezi happy. He turned his face side on, so she only got his cheek.* SO.. UMM.. YOU'RE NOT DISGUSTED BY… UHH… THE COLOR I MEAN?
▲:  1T 1S D3L1C1OUS 4BSOLUT3LY >:]
▲:  4ND B3S1D3S 1 DON'T C4R3 WH4T'S YOUR BLOOD COLOR
▲:  1 W1LL 4LW4YS L1K3 YOU FOR B31NG K4RKL3S *smiles*
▼:  EVEN IF I'M AN ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME?
▲:  Y3S >:]
▲:  W3LL NOW YOUR NOT
▼:  FUCK OFF.
▲:  WHY >
▼:  S-SORRY... FORCE OF HABBIT I GUESS.
▲:  H3H3H3
▲:  K4RKL3S
▲:  WHY DO YOU 4LW4YS STUTT3R
▲:  1 WOND3R >:]
▼:  THE ONE TIME I'M BEING NICE. OF COURSE I WILL STUTTER.
▲:  *sits down legs crossed* W3LL 1 GU3SS
▼:  YOU GUESS WHAT?
▲:  *pats the ground beside her* 1 GU3SS YOU STUTT3R 4 LOT WH3N YOU'R3 N1C3 L1K3 T4VROS >:]
▼:  MAYBE ITS A LOW BLOODED MALE TROLL THING?
▲:  K4RK4T
▲:  NO M4L3 H1GHBLOOD 1S N1C3
▼:  I THINK OUT OF ALL THE HIGHBLOODS TEREZI, YOU'RE THE NICEST. UNLESS DEEP DOWN YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT KILLING ME....
▲:  WHY WOULD 1 TH1NK TH4T
▲:  D:<
▲:  G33Z K4RK4T TH4T W4S 4 B1T OFF3ND1NG
▼:  I'M JUST MAKING SURE! FOR FUCKS SAKE!
▼:  I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP ONE DAY WITH YOUR BLADE CANE IN MY CHEST AND YOU LAPPING UP MY BLOOD.
▲:  33WWWW >
▲: WOULDN'T TH4T B3 K4N4Y4 L4PP1NG YOUR BLOOD
▲:  SH3 DO3S 4LL TH3 BLOOD DR1NK1NG H3R3 4MONG US TROLLS
▼:  I'M JUST PARANOID ALRIGHT!?
▲:  OK OK
▲:  H4V3 YOU 3V3R THOUGHT 4BOUT S1TT1NG K4RKL3S >:[
▼:  *Karkat sighed, sitting quite close to Terezi*
▲:  H3H3 YOU D1DN'T NOT1C3 G3STUR3 4WH1L3 4GO
▲:  YOU'R3 SO 1GNOR4NT >:]
▼:  YUP THATS ME, IGNORANT, OBLVIOUS KARKITTY.
▲:  K4RK1TTY *says it in a high pitched surprised voice*
▲:  YOU 4R3 NOW K4RK1TTY
▼:  NO!! PLEASE!! GOG NOT YOU TOO!!
▲:  1 W4S JOK1NG
▲:  SH33SH K4RK4T OV3R R34CT1NG MUCH
▼:  *He just pouted, cuddling into Terezi*
▲:  *paps karkat's head* H3H3 WHY 4R3 YOU SO 4DOR4BL3
▲:  *she implants a kiss on his forehead* H3H3
▼:  I'M NOT FUCKING AD-- *Karkat stopped in mid- sentence at the kiss, blushing it even more, if it was possible*
▲:  ((and it is possible))
▲:  *laugs a bit* WHY TH3 BLUSH >
▼:  BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THE SMELL OF IT.
▲:  1 DO BUT DON'T TRY TO FORC3 YOURS3LF
▲:  WH4T 1F R34LLY H4D SLOPPY M4K3OUTS *slumps a bit on the wall*
▲:  1 WOND3R HOW MUCH W1LL YOU BLUSH *grins at karkat in a sly manner*
▼:  OH... UMM... I MEAN... FUCK. OF COURSE I'LL FUCKING BLUSH!
▲:  1 S41D HOW MUCH *still has that sly look on her face*
▼:  *Karkat smirked back up at her. Seeing her train of thought.* WELL, WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT THEN? I WONDER, DO YOU BLUSH EITHER?
▲:  H3H3 L3T'S S33 WHO BLUSH3S MOR3 *smirks back at Karkat knowing that he got what she was saying*
▼:  OH YOU KNOW I'LL LOSE. *Karkat huffed.*
▲:  H3H3H3 1'M SUR3
▼:  WELL... HOW DO WE.. S-START THIS?
▲:  YOU ST4RT TH1S K4RKL3S *winks at karkat*
▼:  *Karkat leaned in a little bit, foreheads touching.* LAST CHANCE.
▲:  WH4T DO YOU M34N BY L4ST CH4NC3>
▼:  TO BACK OUT. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GET SERIOUS HERE.
▲:   NOP3 1 4M NOT GONN4 M1SS TH1S K4RK4T *smirks*
▼:  *He leaned in a little more, quickly pecking her on the lips, and shied away.* FUCK. I CANNOT DO THIS.
▲:  *looks at karkat awkwardly* H3H3H3 1 THOUGHT 4WH1L3 4GO W4S TH3 L4ST CH4NC3 K4RKL3S >:]
▼:  I 'M FUCKING SHY ALRIGHT! I... HOW... NEVERMIND, LETS TRY IT AGAIN...
▲:  SUR3 >
▲:  1'M W41T1NG K4RK4T >:] *closes her eyes*
▼:  *Just like the romcoms Karkat... Just like the romcoms... He thought to himself, trying not to get nervous. He tried to kiss her again.*
▲:  *waits patiently for karkat to kiss,just like in a romcom*
▼:  *Karkat pressed their lips together, alright, so not so sloppy at the moment, but it was nice nonetheless.*
▲:  *smiles in the shy kiss started by karkat*
▼:  *The Cancerian tried not to blush any darker, sliding his eyes shut, he parted his lips a little, licking at the Libran's bottom lip. Let's start the sloppy to this makeout.*
▲:  *tries to stop her laughter when she is licked by the Cancerian.she agrees to start the sloppy to this makeout*
▼:  *He smirked a little, somewhat confused as to what to do now...Terezi was good with her tongue, and hoped she would try and help him out...*
▲:  *she licks his bottom lip in a more erotic manner than karkat without any hesitation*
▲:  *she puts their lips together once more.she hopes that karkat will do the next move*
▼:  *Karkat pulled away for a moment for breath* TASTE LIKE CANDY YET?
▲:  YOU,Y3S YOU T4ST3D L1K3 C4NDY 3V3N B3FOR3 W3 K1SS3D *The Libran smiles*
▼:  I MEAN... FUCK IT... *Karkat nibbled on her bottom lip*
▲:  *closes her eyes in amusement*
▲:  *she gives out a ghost of a laugh to karkat*
▲:  *puts their lips together and shoves her tongue inside karkat's mouth*
▼: * Karkat squeaks in surprise, Hoping that Terezi will enjoy herself, He sort of let her do her own thing, somewhat toying with her tongue every couple of times*
▲:  *REVENGE:she wraps her tongue around karkat's and sucks on it*
▼:  *Karkat mewls in protest, keeping his eyes shut*
▲:  *smiles in the kiss because of karkat's reaction*
▲:  *pulls away to breathe and smells that karkat's face completely smells like a cherry*H3H3H3 1 GU3SS YOU LOS3 BY 4 LONG SHOT >:]
▼:  F-FUCK YOU. I KNOW YOU LOVE IT.
▲:  4ND Y3S 1 DO LOV3 1T *gives him her trademark grin*
▼:  SO LETS TOTALLY SAY I DIDN'T LOSE, ALRIGHT?
▲:  NO
▲:  YOU ST1LL LOS3 BY 4 LONG SHOT K4RKL3S
▲:  3 V3N THOUGH 1 BLUSH3D 4 L1TTL3 WH3N YOU TOY3D W1TH MY TONGUE *puts out her tongue           and points at it*
▼:  SO DOESN'T THAT MEAN I WIN THEN? I ONLY STARTED BLUSHING AT THE END.
▲:  NO
▼:  OH COME ON!!!
▲:  4ND B3S1D3S WH4T C4US3D YOU TO BLUSH SO MUCH 1S WH3N 1 SUCK3D ON YOUR TONGU3
▲:  4 ND YOUR 4S R3D 4S 4 CH3RRY K4RKL3S >
▼:  IF I DID THAT TO YOU, YOU'D BLUSH TOO.
▲:  TH4T'S B3C4US3 1 WOULD'NT 3XP3CT TH4T
▲:  BUT 1N YOUR C4S3 YOU PROB4BLY 3XP3CT 1T >:]
▼:  WELL, HOW DO I MAKE YOU BLUSH THEN?
▲:  1 DUNNO
▲:  1 GU3SS DO SOM3TH1NG UN3XP3CT3D >
▼:  YOU'RE THE FUCKING SEER OF MIND! EVERYTHING I DO YOU EXPECT!
▲:  1'LL TRY NOT TO US3 MY POW3R >:]
▼:  BUT YOU STILL WILL.
▼:  *Karkat used this 'conversation as a distraction, reaching up to just brush the tip of her horn*
▲:  *blushes* K4RK4T!!!
▲:  YOU SN34KY L1TTL3 TROLL >:]
▼:  SO ROUND 2 GOES TO KARKAT THEN?
▲:  UH
▲:  Y34H
▲:  *flash steps behind karkat and carries him princess style then she licks his horn*
▼:  D-DON'T T-TOUCH T-THE HO-HORNS... PLEASE... ESPECIALLY WITH THE TONGUE.
▲:  H3H3H3 ROUND THR33 T3R3Z1
▼:   THAT DOESN'T COUNT! YOU CHEATED!
▲:  WH4T DO YOU M34N BY CH34T3D >
▲:  HOW D1D 1 CH34T K4RKL3S >
▼:  MY HORNS ARE FAR MORE SENSITIVE THAN YOURS!
▲:  K4RKL3S
▲:  1 H4V3 H31GHT3N3D S3NS3S
▲:  3V3N MY HORNS H4V3 H31GHT3N3D S3NS3S SO TH4T K1ND4 PUTS YOU 1N 4N 4DV4NT4G3
▲:  SO YOU'R3 CH34T1NG >
▼:  WELL I GUESS….
▼:  BUT STILL! YOU CHEA-
▲:  *kisses karkat on the lips to make him blush more and at the same time make him shut up*
▲: H3H3H3
▼: *karkat was stopped mid- sentence.he blushed wildly, both caused by the kiss and the carrying* FUCK YOU TEREZI
▲: WH4T'S TH3 M4TT3R K4RKL3S, D1DN'T 3XP3CT TH4T COM1NG? >:] *she said teasingly*
▼: *shrugs* NO
▼: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE NOBODY CAN EVER READ YOUR FUCKING MIND AND KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA FUCKING DO NEXT
▲:  1'LL T4K3 TH4T 4S 4 COMPL1M3NT
▲:  TH4NK YOU K4RKL3S *she smile before licking the cheek of the troll in her arms*
▼:  *fights the urge to yell at her for licking him but only slightly succeeds*
▲: SORRY BUT THE ROLEPLAYER OF TEREZI PYROPE HAS JUST WENT OUTSIDE TO CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL  EVENT